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The Kardashians take over Mzanzi

So, it was announced a few months back that Kim Kardashian will be the new global ambassador of the Cheeky Cranberry Brutal Fruit…
When the announcement was made people went crazy, Kardashian crazy… And it soon became the “it” party of the year… The party that you had to be seen at, and if you werent there, then you know where you stand on the social ladder… (Reminds me, I didn’t see Jen Su… Hope that doesn’t mean the poor girl is dropping in ranking…)

The party was held at a secret location in Johannesburg, one, that was so secret, it took us over 30 minutes to find… An old Victorian styled building was lit up with fluorescent pink lights and barred off by a flimsy barricade.

The purpose of the party was to award one unfashionable guy with a new car. I don’t know where these guys came from… The winner was the best looking of the bunch, luckily… And he was awarded his car and a pat on the back from the Kardashian sisters…

Now to be perfectly honest with you, the party was a complete bore on arrival. I mean, it had all the trimmings of a perfect party, but one little thing was missing… Well, to be precise, two big things… The Kardashians…

We were all told that the sisters were on their way, and like a nightmare of the Elis Park stampede, people flocked to the front doors, to wait in anticipation for these two reality TV stars… And when they arrived, people went crazy, me included…lol… (Above you will see me waving to Kim, as she tweets away…)

Kim made her way to the toilet and then they were escorted to their VIP area. These two sat in the VIP area on their Blackberry’s and just BBM’d and Tweeted away. Talk about anti social… They then allowed people to sit behind them and pose for pictures in between status updates…

I don’t know if it was the lighting, or what, but Kim looked three shades darker than her sister, Khloe. This fast became the hot topic on the dance floor. Kim hardly spoke, however, she was friendly to me, when I came for my picture. In fact, my pic above is one of the few, where she is smiling… Khloe was always smiling, in fact I’m sure I even heard her grunting…
It’s funny how they sent the sisters who have “Jungle Fever” to South Africa…

There was a crowd around the VIP area the whole evening. And everyone wanted in on the Kardashian action… I even caught Mr Swaggerlicios, Tebello ‘Tibz’ Motsoane of Showlove trying to get a picture… Someone else who was going crazy for the Kardasians was Twitter-Celeb @PrincessNellyK.

Even CC Ravele was tryna call her connections, so she could get a picture…

Loyiso Bala was lucky enough to get a picture with the Kardashians and his fiancée Jen. He was so excited about his picture, he walked around all night showing it off…

I asked Khloe who she was wearing, and she replied, “Its LV hunnie…” She must have thought, animal print was the right thing to do… Seeing as she was in Africa… I think, Jennifer Odjidja thought the same thing as she was also wearing an animal print dress, although her dress wasnt an LV, but a simple old dress… so she told me…”

Once Loyiso Bala got his picture and met the Kardashians, he decided to enjoy the party.  And that, he did… Im sure Loyiso spent most of the night in the photo booth…

Here he is, once again with his fiance Jennifer and the happy couple, LeAnne and Sipho. I love LeAnne’s hair. It always looks so nice, especially when it is worn in soft curls/waves… Leanne became a big groupie, and made sure she got a picture with the Kardashians…lol… In fact, I think they even signed her book… (well, the Kardashian’s book, but her copy of it…)

Terry Pheto was there for a short while… She to spent a lot of time in the photo booth as well as picked up this pink feathered fan from the ‘store of goodies’ It was weird because she hid behind the fan most of the evening… Perhaps she had a pimple?

Slikour arrived once all the hype became normal. He looked like he had created his own little cravat. Perhaps he tied it incorrectly…
Well, at least he followed the dress code…

Uyanda Mbuli, may have not been wearing pink, but she still looked good. She was wearing a metallic purple dress with a big brown belt. She teamed it up with a pink bag…
Its been a while since mam’ Uyanda has been on my blog… I was surprised to find out she still follows me on Twitter.

Bianca Le Grange was obviously there… I mean, it was an open bar…
She also didnt get the invite… I mean, the dress code was pink, she arrived in blue…

Sizwe Dhlomo also came late and not wearing pink… It would have been cool seeing this guy in pink… He asked me what was up with me? “One minute I’m (Mika) cool, next I hate him (Sizwe).” I replied, Sizwe, I dont hate you, I respect you its just sometimes I dont agree with you… Like the way he puts the “#NOHOMO” phrase on blast on his show… Yes, I listen, sometimes… Anyway’s, I was tipsy when I saw him, as you can see in the pic, and yes, I do drink… Get Over It!… And I may have flirted with Sizwe and said one or two naughty things…lol… But he was cool… I dont think he has ever had a guy mac on him…lol…

Talking about Sizwe, Xtra Large PTYLimited was there… Now this was moments before their little Twitter fight… Now I wasnt following the fight, however I read up on it, and I am sure it’s still there, if you are following either.  Now I think Twitter fights are silly, I mean “Sticks & Stones can break my bones but your Tweets can never hurt me?” – Got that from Anele…lol… Anyways I am not here to get involved with this Twitter fight, all I have to say is Sizwe should stop picking fights with little gays who obviously have crush’s on him and Xtra Large should grow up… I mean, name calling is so 1998… Even Perez has stopped…

Dont get me wrong, I applaud Xtra Large for doing something, but dissing people is not the only thing he can do… He is one of the smarter guys in the industry and I know he is much bigger then the “for now – funny” You Tube blogs… Anyway’s…

Even dear old Cassandra was there… I spoke to her and she told me she is loving being a mommy but she is getting back to things early 2011… She didnt want to say what she will be doing, but she did say it will be different. She didnt want to pose for a picture, but I refused to allow that…

What would a party be like, without the original Social butterfly, Iko Mash… At first I thought it was Khabonina, but I dont think Khabonina could look this good… Iko Mash was bouncing with excitement as she arrived with King (Beatmaker) I wonder if she has another album coming out? He produced her last album. SO who know’s, maybe Iko is back in studio… whatever it is, she is looking great… For a while she didnt look to good, but now she is as fierce as ever…

Lalla Hirayama looked absolutely gorgeous… She is fast become one of the best dressed girls in Jozi… She was wearing a pink little number and she was ready to party… She came with her boyfriend… what a lucky guy…

She makes me laugh… Whenever she see’s me, she tell’s me about her boyfriend… Lalla be thinking I’m tryna pimp her off…lol…

Blast from the past, Tshepo Mogale was also there… This guy has lost a lot of weight…  All that kick boxing must be paying off… He told me he will be in Thailand for New Years… I wonder if it was our dear Lalla who sent him packing to the far east…

DJ Franky wore a dark shade of pink…He asked me not to write anything about him… so… umm…. ya….

New kid on the block, Lunga Shabalala was there… He flew all the way up for the party… I hope he didn’t think he would get with Kim… (Coz I know a few guys who thought the stood a chance…lol…) He came with Shakes…

Now as far as I konw, Lunga is straight, however that didnt stop all the gays from jumping ontop of him… In fact, I think some guys were more excited to see him, then the Kardashians… He spent most of the evening with the gays. I hope that doesnt mea… Well, maybe I do hope a bit… But…
I caught the main designer of RJKay getting his BBM pin…

The party was filled with gays… Dumi Gwebu who is the writer behind MEAN GIRLS was there. I caught him chatting to Koyo from the popular group, 3SUM… Neither of them got the dress code… But then again, what does Dumi know about Dress Code… He is still learning the difference between Abused Rabbits and Cute Kitten’s…
Another gay…

And another…

And another… Here Thulane catches up with fellow Twitter King, Khaya… According to Cosmopolitan, Khaya has been named one of the Twitter Kings… Lets hope Thulane will be named one of the Twitter Queens…

Seeing as we are talking PINK, you dont get any pinker then Gert Johan Coetzee and his fiance, Vicky. Gert designed all of Bonangs dresses. And Bonang looked amazing. Apparently Gert designed dresses for the Kardashians… I wonder what they thought?

He also designed PR guru, Melanie Ramjee’s dress… However, it must have been a last-minute job, because it looks like the shoulder pads were coming off…Unless that is the look…

The lady who was behind the event, Camilla Gildenhuys looked lovely in a dusty pink dress… This girl is the life of the party… She honestly has enough spunk to put Khanyi Mbau to shame…

And trust me, you need a lot of spunk to put Miss Mbau to shame…
Khanyi stole the show, in her usual way… People may have been gathered around the Kardashians, but they were also gathered around Khanyi Mbau. Soon Khanyi had her own circle of fans around her and she showed them how to drop it low…

Khanyi Mbau wore a hot pink dress, that snaked around her body… Her hair was tied in a high poy and she walked around as if she was the adopted Kardashian… Pity she didnt have her jet, I’m sure she would have loaned it to Khloe…lol…

Khanyi Mbau may have walked around like she owned the place, but it was Bonang who owned the night…
Bonang was the South African face of the event and she did an amazing job. She emceed the event, socialized with EVERYONE and was the perfect host… She looked amazing in a GJC dress…

Overall, the Brutal Fruit party was interesting. It was great seeing our local celebs pushed down the ladder… They were treated the same way as all the normal people. It was funny when the photographer shouted at Khanyi Mbau and told her not to touch the props…lol… The party had all the toppings of a great party… BUT it lacked that va va voom, and sadly became a great bore…

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5 thoughts on “The Kardashians take over Mzanzi

  1. this is too funny lol hahahahahah>>>>our local celebs shld hav jus held it together wen the kardashians wr around…..i love bonang tho>> but that kiss with khanyi wasnt on >>>> esoeciali wen u hav visitors

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