Friday the 13th

“Friday is named after Frigga, the free spirited goddess of love & fertility. When Norse & Germanic Tribes converted to Christianity, ‘Frigga’ was banished in shame to a mountain top and labeled a witch. It was believed that every Friday, the spiteful goddess convened a meeting with 11 other witches plus the devil (making it a gathering of 13) and plotted ill terms of faith for the coming week.

As time passed over the centuries, people became afflicted with a morbid, irrational fear of Friday 13th, known as “Paraskevidekatriaphobia”.

This Friday 13 November 2009, Helem Productions and Mika Stefano convene a different form of gathering and “CONJURE” up one “HELL” of a “DRESS UP PARTY” with the primary objective of “LIBERATING” your fears and breaking the chains that keep us shackled to those fears.

Yes, this is another DRESS UP PARTY brought to you by the creators of the Carnival and one of Jozi’s most flamboyant socialites, Helem Productions and Mika Stefano will be keep you thrilled on Friday the 13th… So make sure you look fierce and fabulous!

The Bank in Rosebank will be the perfect “BATTLE GROUND” featuring a fine selection of ruthless “Dance-Floor Assasins” on a “MISSION” to keep you dancing throughout the night.

- ETA (Expected Time of Arrival) for our guests: 20h00
- Uniform: DRESS TO KILL
- Ammunition: R100

LOOK OUT FOR THE FASHION POLICE [MIKA STEFANO]
DRESS AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.

NB. THIS IS NOT A DRILL… I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL (ALARM RING)!!!

NOH8 South Africa

So after a long day, I drove home at 22:40 and I felt something that I haven’t felt in a while, pure joy! And it felt so good, that I almost started crying. Whilst driving home, I thought back on one of the most memorable days I have ever had, the official NOH8 South Africa – JHB Shoot!

It was an early morning for all, after a late night for some, but we were all ready for a gr8 day, but what we received was unbelievable. Hoping only for 20 people to come to the NOH8 shoot, we had over 100 people who all loaned their face to this unbelievable cause.

Thabang, Seago, Ayanda, Mbali, Sbobz, Nadine, Lebo, Sindi, Ray and myself were all a part of the shoot on Sunday 8^th November at the Old Mutual Theatre on the Square. Without this amazing team, the NOH8 day would have not been possible. Nadine and Lebo, who spent most of the day on their feet, captured some of the most amazing NOH8 pictures I have ever seen. Without these two awesome photographers NOH8 South Africa – JHB would have not been possible. (if you need a good photographer, Nadine and Lebo are the people you should go to…)

White T-Shirts, Silver Tape and NOH8 logo’s were the fashion trend of the day, but each person added their own twist to the standard requirement for the NOH8 shoot. People spent time thinking about their poses and once the flashes started popping the magic was created. The highlights of the day were Kailash and Lungelo’s 1 year old baby, Farah’s little daughter – Laila, and Coco’s little brother. These were the youngest members of the shoot and were by far the biggest stars. Why, because they did not H8. Their innocent eyes were pleased to see all the crazy, colourful characters who followed them in striking poses for the camera, and did the pose! Some other highlights were all our celeb guests including Khanyi Mbau, Nonhle Thema, Slikour, Jonnaid Carrera, Lulo Cafe, Channel O’s Entle, Miss SA Teen, comedian Ettiene, Karolina Sky, IV League, Tessa Van Duuren, Abiah and Choc of Cream Cartel, Passenger 44, Mo, Sonia Esguira, YFM DJ’s Warras, Chubbi, Motso, Tsheko and 94.7’s Roxy Burger and Bailey Schneider. Fashion designers JJ Schoeman and Gert of DFC added some style and pizzazz to the shoot and model Precious bared it all, to show that we are all alike under our layers of clouthes. And adding colour to the shoot were the three queens; Foxy, Lalla and Elaine, our official NOH8 drag queens. There were just too many people to mention, but no need to worry, their pictures will be out soon… And the pictures will illustrate the effort each person brought to their shoot.  And trust me, every picture is awesome!

Be sure to visit the NOH8 South Africa group.

I thank all the people who came through to the shoot, you have all added to such an amazing campaign. Thinking about all the love that was in the theatre, makes me want to cry, but as Nonhle Thema once said to me, NO TEARS! And I say to you, NOH8…

Thank you to everyone who supports the NOH8 Campaign…

Lets Do This!

Worst Advert Ever!!!

This has to be one of the worst adverts I have ever seen…

Honestly… I too have a bad stomach after watching it…

Win a car! – Bokone Bophirima Only!

So I had a quick debate with a few friends, and they assured me that DJ Sbu was giving away his Porsche as a prize to motivate GP’s students to do well in their final exams… SIDE EYE?

I must admit, if he is giving it away with pure intentions, then he is the man, but if he is doing it as a publicity stunt…. Ahhh, No Comment!

So I to wish to join the heroic DJ Sbu in this great campaign and I too will give away my old car. A 1979 Silver Beetle to the person from the Bokone Bophirima (North West) who has the highest matric pass. – YES, THATS RIGHT! I TOO AM GIVING AWAY A CAR!

So there are 7 more provinces that need motivation… Lets Do It!

So I wish all students well over the exams… Lets see who will be driving into 2010 with some swaggalicious new wheels…

Don’t say I didn’t try…

 

 

Y did I go to the YFM gig?

Last week, I was called personally by the soon to be head of YFM, Tamaria. She wanted me to attend the exclusive Jagermuister and YFM party. She told me, my ivite would be sent shortly… I am still waiting for it… Anyways…
That didnt stop us…

So after a long day of doing nothing, I was ready to partY at the YFM gig…

When we pulled up, there were cars all over, and we spent 15minutes looking for parking.

We then met fellow socialite and glam diva, Khanyi Mbau, who had reserved a parking bay right next to the red carpet! (Lucky Bitch) Reminds me that I too should have a parking bay close by. She was driving a brand new black BMW. I thought it was the new Lambo, but I was wrong. Honestly, I dont know cars…lol… It was sporty and black, (sounds like the man of my dreams…lol…) She looked cute in a peach dress and thin single braids. She greeted the gays and then made her way into the club.

The sexy duo where there in sexy black outfits, Ntando and Hlelo also known as the Twins were looking gorgeous. They werent together, so I am not sure if I saw the same twin twice, but I doubt it…

The sexy Kwela Tebza arrived late. The three guys, dressed differently, (yes they didnt look like a troupe) were mingling with the guests. The hunkiest brother wore his hair in a mo hawk and was whistling to half the songs… (very SABC1) The one brother has died his hair blonde, SIDE EYE! Are they the straight version of 3SUM?

Talking about bad hair, two words – Iko Mash! I dont know what had died on her head, but whatever it was, may it Rest In Peace. Iko wore a red one piece number, from some second hand store in Craighall. She wore black stiletto’s, and her toes kept creeping out of the straps. (Nightmare Before Christmas) Even though the dress was not the best, it was a unique look, very 80’s Business Woman.

The tiny diva, Thembi Seete looked cute in a glitzy number. I loved her shoes, they were black ankle boots, with tassles and studs. Very Country & Western. (i think she bought them from the store in Rosebank, next to Ocean Basket, not the shoe shop, the other Italian store. The store Lebo did her Top Billing interview in…) I must admit, I am loving the dark weave on Thembi, it makes her look sassy and classy. As for her dancers weaves? Double Trouble…

Over all, It was a bore. All the celebs were there, all the media was there to capture the magical moments. But like any YFM gig, the listeners were there. Listeners who would fall over, drunk in the club, listeners who would scratch your car in the car park and listeners who would help them selves to your belongings. It got very rowdy, and very dodge. And the music just got too deep… I go deep, I go deep, I go deep… Yawn!

Besides the cool Ice Lollys and the nice invited guests, the party would have been pap!

Gay Pages turns 15

Gay Pages celebrates 15 years of publishing excellence this December with the second of our large format stand-alone annual collector’s edition magazines. This special collector’s edition caused a stir last December and the edition to be released this year will be another head-turner.

Most of the publication’s readers are in committed relationships and share homes. This means that they have double incomes and no children, leaving them free to spend more, especially on grooming products; fragrances; and other luxury items. The gay market has not been as hard hit by the economic downturn as straight consumers.

I wonder what the head turned will be?

The dresses…

RjKay Creations. (National Costume)

Simply stunning in a Malcolm Kluk’s Creation…

Meet the new Top Billing Presenter

For the past 17 years, SABC 3’s Top Billing has been synonymous with the best of the good life, and our presenters are known for being the best of the best in lifestyle and entertainment TV.

With the bubbly Jeannie D and hunky Janez having embarked on their 26-week around the world trip with Top Travel, and the stylish Nico Panagio kicking-off a 13-week stint in reality TV, Tswelopele Productions have been on the lookout for two vivacious and charming personalities to add to their award-winning team.

Says Tswelopele Chairperson, Basetsana Kumalo: “Due to the huge interest and constant demand – we hold presenter auditions on a regular basis, and we are always on the lookout for top talent that can add that ‘X’ factor to South Africa’s most loved lifestyle show.

It is with this in mind that we are proud to announce the newest arrival to the Top Billing presenter family – FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World for 2009, Lyndall Jarvis.”

Capetonian Lyndall was an easy choice as Top Billing’s newest presenter. Her striking appearance; down-to-earth nature; and effortless style earned her an amazing one-million votes in the Sexiest Woman contest.

Lyndall is no stranger to the camera either, having already featured in international commercials; music videos; and advertisements as part of her successful modeling career.

Her reaction – “I couldn’t believe it when they phoned me to tell me the good news! I’m absolutely thrilled. It’s a once in a life time opportunity and I can’t wait to get started!”

Says Top Billing Executive Producer, Patience Stevens: “It’s not easy finding a presenter who has all the right attributes to appeal to our viewers, and who can match the very high standards set by our presenting team.

Bassie and I selected Lyndall from a host of applicants and we’re pleased that SABC 3 GM Mathe Mosito-Okaba, and her team ratified our choice. We hope that Lyndall will be a great asset both to Top Billing and to SABC 3.”

Commenting on Nico Panagio’s temporary departure, SABC 3’s Mathe Mosito-Okaba is encouraging and positive, “We are so pleased Nico has got this job due to the experience and exposure he has gained on SABC 3 and Top Billing, and wish him much success with this new project.”

The good news to Top Billing fans and aspirant presenters – Lyndall will hopefully be joined by an equally talented male presenter soon. Extensive auditions will be carried out countrywide to find the ideal candidate to compliment the Top Billing team in Nico’s absence.

Do you think Mika Stefano will make a good Top Billing Presenter?

Famous faces, famous horses and charity wins big!

Hospitality and gaming company Peermont and Emperors Palace, one of 14 properties operated by Peermont in South Africa and Botswana, are teaming up with Phumelela to present the 2009 Charity Mile November Handicap, a glorious event that brings together top racehorses and famous people in aid of charity.

Magic and Lights on the Cards at the Charity Mile – Saturday, November 7 2009: Book Now @ www.computicket.com or at any of their retail outlets (including Shoprite, Checkers)

The Magic and Lights Event was born out of the desire to provide an up market life-style alternative for Joburg’s discerning socialite. Combining the pure adrenalin of one of South Africa’s most exciting race days and considered sophistication; the event promises to be tastefully intense.

Guests will be treated to exclusive live performances, cocktails and a three course dinner on the upper deck of the Turfontein Racecourse. There will be a selection of wines and whiskeys to fuel the riveting experience well into the early evening. At R350, the value of this offing looks set to exceed expectations.

On the decks

Lulocafe

8Th Wonder

Grand Master K

Ms Pru

Session one Crew

Book Now @ www.computicket.com or at any of their retail outlets (including Shoprite, Checkers)

Doors open @ 14H00. Guests are advised to come dressed to thrill!

Bright future, I dont think so…

This is one of the dresses Tatum will be wearing to the MISS WORLD PAGENT in December.
As I am sure you all know, Miss World 2009 will be taking place In Johannesburg for the second year. This time at Gallagher Estates…

On Wednesday, 3rd November Tatums dresses were revealed… (More pics to come soon)

This is one of the creations from local designers RjKay… It almost looks like a Diamond Face Couture number, although I am sure DFC would have done a better job.

I think this dress is ghastly.  My eyes hurt when I look at it, luckily I usually wear sunglasses, because this dress is just bright! At least it wont go missing, I am sure it glows in the dark… I can name several drag queens who could have inspired this spectrum of high pitched colours…

This is the second dress they have designed for Tatum.
Lets hope it will be the last…

Anyways, heres wishing Tatum an early good luck wish from my www…